14 Candles For Special Occasions
Andrew Cunningham
Published
06/27/2014
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Nothing like the fresh crisp scent of the "Freshly Signed Divorce Papers" candle. These candles are actually real, you can get one via Flick Candles.
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A warm and soothing aroma as you hit rock bottom and realize that bad choices led to this moment. -
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Lighting this candle adds one more flamer to the room, and there's nothing wrong with that. -
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Coffee can solve all your problems, especially between the hours of 11pm and 6am. -
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The Blueberry Bromance candle provides a little extra warmth for this "totally straight" relationship -
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Just 52 more weeks of work and you can try again next year! -
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Lighting our candle sets the perfect mood for a date with her and some other guy. -
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This aroma will remind you that life is full of disappointment, and this rejection letter is a life lesson, free of charge from a college that doesn't want you. -
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We tried to tell Helen Keller that her candle smells nothing like Key Lime Pie, she wouldn't listen. -
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The sweet smell of pound cake in this candle to remind you can start working out at the Rec Center anytime you want-- just not today. -
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Nothing captures the rich parchment of a legal document declaring an end to your failed marriage like this candle. -
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That sweet smell of attempting to stalk someones profile, only to find that you no longer have access to their pictures. -
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This lovely aroma is full of shame and regret, with just a hint of "you should probably go get tested". -
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Somehow she survived another Christmas, but this one is probably her last. -
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Congratulations on the unexpected upcoming eighteen-year financial commitment to raise another human being!
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